Bring Me The News tweeted a strange story via the Pi Press today that detailed an encounter between a Northfield middle school teacher and a group of diners early Sunday morning. Apparently drunken 6th grade teacher Susan Mukuhi Mwarabu got a hankering for something not on the menu around 4 a.m. when she approached another table and promptly bit off a piece of another patron's ear. She then picked up the chomped off hunk of lobe off the floor and put it in her mouth.
Personally, we would have just gone to White Castle, where ears (and other tasty parts) are properly processed and compressed into patties.
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