Weekend Twitterings

Trust us when we say: this edition of Weekend Twitterings is all sorts of weird. Ninjas? Check. Dogs drinking beer? Check. Go ahead, see for yourself.

Dessa can do it all, can't she?

We're DYING over here.

OMG.

The President has @thebitchelor's phone number.

Wait, what??

They consulted us on the matter. No, they didn't.

Sure thing! now go to SXSW and make us proud.

Cool dad alert!

Cool dog alert!

Brunch tales from the city....

Ouch.

Submitted by @marrina.