St. Paul Makes It To GQ's List Of The Worst-Dressed Cities In America

St. Paul came in at Number 24:

For the most part, Saint Paul takes after its namesake: an old, conservative white dude who doesn't care much for earthly fashions. Consider the haircut on one of its most famous denizens, F. Scott Fitzgerald. It's the kind of place where a Super Kmart doesn't seem like a superfluous eyesore, it's a gosh darn convenient place to purchase appliances, groceries, and yes—clothes—in one big time-saving trip. Meaning there's more hours in the day to watch Matlock or mow the lawn in a giveaway tee and Zubaz. Fortunately, for the few fashion-minded citizens of St. Paul, the much younger, hipper, boutique-strewn Minneapolis is just a bridge away

To illustrate the point, they included this photo of F. Scott Fitzgerald. Diss!

Thanks to our reader Raquel for the tip!
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Minnesota named #49 in GQ's "50 Worst States in America"

GQ Magazine put out a LOL-worthy list yesterday entitled "The 50 Worst States in America" and Minnesota came in at an impressive #49. Not bad! The mag says:

49. Minnesota

The average Minnesotan seems to get more regular exercise than the average American... because the average Minnesotan burns about six billion calories just scraping the ice off his windshield every morning. Despite soul-killing winters and the constantly audible drone of Garrison Keillor in the background, the Gopher State consistently tops lists of most desirable places to live. Course, Minnesotans also get more colonoscopies than the average American, once again proving the axiom: No matter where you live, someone's always up your ass.

Ha!

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