Minnesota named #49 in GQ's "50 Worst States in America"

GQ Magazine put out a LOL-worthy list yesterday entitled "The 50 Worst States in America" and Minnesota came in at an impressive #49. Not bad! The mag says:

49. Minnesota

The average Minnesotan seems to get more regular exercise than the average American... because the average Minnesotan burns about six billion calories just scraping the ice off his windshield every morning. Despite soul-killing winters and the constantly audible drone of Garrison Keillor in the background, the Gopher State consistently tops lists of most desirable places to live. Course, Minnesotans also get more colonoscopies than the average American, once again proving the axiom: No matter where you live, someone's always up your ass.

Ha!

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